If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that when I invited a guy over for the first time, I made him wait until the end of the new CSI episode to give me my first kiss because I didn’t want to miss what was happening on the show
One time I told my grandma that I was going to stop eating bacon and drinking pop because I wanted to lose weight, and so she looked at me really seriously and said, “you know who eats bacon, Zach? Adele. She has ten grammys.”
I feel you. When I was a little kid I could only wink with my left eye, but then my aunt told me that she could wink with both her eyes and that only cool kids could do that. So I spent the first two weeks of kindergarten holding my right eyelid closed while I looked around with my left eye, hoping I could train my body to let me wink with both eyes and long story short I got put into special ed
One time in seventh grade I had to sell an entire case of “The World’s Best Chocolate” for a school fundraiser, so I went home that weekend and I ate twenty packs of chocolate covered mints while watching Pokémon and then had my grandma pay for the entire thing.
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr