Posted 12 minutes ago

Guys are kind of complete idiots.

Like if we’ve been talking and flirting for a month, and mentioning that we should go on a date eventually, maybe don’t start out a conversation by talking about how excited you are for a date you have tonight

Like is that just me or does that seem like common etiquette

Posted 36 minutes ago

dlubes:

canadianslut:

If you’re reading this you are now Canadian

Posted 36 minutes ago

communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

Posted 38 minutes ago
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legendxofxzach:

Ngl my crush had their butt right in front of my face at one point today and that is a view I could definitely get used to

Someone unfollowed me for this and all I have to say is I’m sorry that your crush doesn’t have a nice butt

Posted 12 hours ago

Ngl my crush had their butt right in front of my face at one point today and that is a view I could definitely get used to

Posted 16 hours ago

vegetarain:

when your parents leave you alone in the houseimage

Posted 17 hours ago

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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