Posted 7 hours ago

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

diaryofremyp:

bwiley19:

chocolatejigglypuff:

mycroftsmindtardis:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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always reblog

lolll

the fact that she fits in perfectly.

(Source: jemward)

Posted 7 hours ago

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Mara.

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

thugmissus:

thugmissus:

What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?

I can’t take a joke.

Posted 13 hours ago

Okay so I haven’t worked on running at ALL since my freshman year of high school which was 5-6 years ago and oh my god

Let me tell you

I just ran a half mile in 6 minutes and my body is dead. Sweat is pouring off of me and I’m taking forever to catch my breath.

At least I know what to work on, yeah? What’s the point of doing 200 sit ups when you kinda sweat at the end, but can’t run a half mile without feeling like death? Omg.

New goal: be able to run a mile nonstop by the time I go back to school on the 14th of August

Posted 14 hours ago

I probably need to go for a half mile run or so before work tonight. Blahhhh I need to get in shapeeee

Posted 15 hours ago

loyalleo:

legendxofxzach:

How does a person go about getting one of these so-called “boyfriends”

I usually get some chloroform, and lock them up in my sex dungeon until they are willing to date me. I hope this solves your boyfriend problems. 

Maybe asking Tumblr for advice was the wrong idea

Posted 16 hours ago

How does a person go about getting one of these so-called “boyfriends”

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