Pictured Insanity.

Been drained because I’ve been getting no sleep for the last two weeks working on my classes, but I checked online and I was just away from all 4.0s. So, I was freaking out because I only had a 92% in social psych, right? It’s a 95% to get a 4.0, and I’m pretty sure it’s the ONLY class I don’t have a guaranteed 4.0 in. Well, our grade is based on four tests (with the fourth being a shitty little final that’s not even worth mentioning because she said it’s easy), and so it all came down to the test yesterday to see if I was gonna get a 4.0 or not. Well, got my grades in - I GOT A 100% >:D 

SO FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR STRAIGHT I’LL HAVE GOTTEN A 4.0 IN EVERY SINGLE COLLEGE CLASS I’VE TAKEN - WHICH IS SUPER IMPORTANT FOR THIS QUARTER BECAUSE I TOOK ALL JUNIOR AND SENIOR LEVEL CLASSES FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO OF WHICH WERE SENIOR-LEVEL HONORS CLASSES. AND BITCHES I ROCKED THAT SHIT. 

BEST QUARTER EVER. I literally just have to do four five-page papers, a 50 minute presentation, a 35-question test, and an eight-page paper in the next two weeks and read 100 pages and I have 4.0s across the board. That sounds like a lot but like yOU GUYS IT ISN’T I’VE BEEN DOING THAT EVERY WEEK SO I GOT GOOD GRADES FOR A WHOLE GOD DAMN YEAR I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF MYSELF OMG. I told myself if I tried hard I could do it, but I wasn’t sure - and I actually managed to fucking pull it off. I have never been so proud. Med school, here I come. Life is so beautiful.

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please don’t send me nudes ever thank you

(it’s reverse psychology) (send me nudes)

(via pospiscal)

So I totally forgot I had a take-home psych final for my research methods course, which sucks because I forgot to read the book for the past three weeks (it’s really dry, and we’re allowed to use our book and notes for the test, so why bother?). Well, I started freaking out and rushed to do it and it was 60 damn questions long, and 10 questions in my brain was mush. He like, purposefully made this as difficult as possible. I mean, it’s not that I don’t know the material - I’ve got 107% in the class - but oh mY GOD WHY MAKE THIS SO HARD. I was seriously freaking out that I was gonna lose my 4.0 over this test because it’s way too damn hard and it’s 30% of our grade. 

Then I got to question 31. The last half of the final was copy + pasted questions from our other three tests, and he let us know we’re allowed to look at our other tests for the answers if we got them right previously. omg. I don’t even. What. So I can totally have a 4.0 and oMG MY FINALS ARE OVER FINALLY THANK YOU GOD LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL PSYCH YOU ARE CONQUERED

Finally completed my dang sociology final with an hour to spare. It was basically ten prompts, half of which were about global crime and drug trafficking, the other half about sustainability and urbanization. He asked for one paragraph per prompt, minimum. I wrote him a five page paper with a million cited sources. Did the calculations, and I can get an 80% on it and still have a 4.0. I think, though, that each prompt is worth five points and it’s all-or-nothing if you get it; if I miss a specific detail on one, instead of knocking me one point off out five, he knocks off all five. So, basically, I could get one or two of the prompts wrong. :S BUT STILL. THERE’S A CHANCE I HAVE A 4.0 IN ALL MY CLASSES NOW. 

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, SUMMER IS HERE. WOOHOOOOOO!!!!! :D 

Tomorrow I just have to drop off my books at the university as well as my signed slip from my abnormal psych professor acknowledging that I did a bunch of extra work for him, as well as a paper detailing the work I performed, and I’m done for this quarter with two 4.0s and departmental honors for my work in abnormal psychology. I then get to go to the bank, drop off $50, get coffee and Subway with my Mom, then go buy my brand new flat screen for dorm life. 

Omg. Life. I love you. Why are you so perfect all of a sudden. Don’t stop it. I love you. 

I just get so easily excited now that it’s almost over. :3

Just took the last two quizzes necessary for my Abnormal Psych class. Got an 80% on both. I’d normally take them again for 100%, but I just calculated my grade and I only needed to get a 10% on one of them and then not take the other in order to get a 4.0. I even finished up my essay on Histrionic Personality Disorder in order to get departmental honors with my credit. This is beautiful.

Abnormal Psych, it’s three weeks before school is out and I’m officially already done with you. I only have to attend classes for five more days and I graduate, with a four day weekend coming up. Hah. 

Screw you, school. I deserve a break now. That was five pages of annoyance, and everyone else is off cheerily frolicking through meadows because their school is already out for the summer. 

Got a 58 / 60 on my abnormal psych exam yesterday. So, basically, I’ve missed three points out of 389. After looking at it further, I just need to get a 1 out of 10 on one of my quizzes that are up next and then not take the other quiz and I have a 4.0 still.  Oh my God, life is golden. He doesn’t even grade on attendance - I’m technically done with class, even though there’s two weeks left. Life is perfect. 

Well, if I want to skip the final after my graduation for Abnormal Psych, I just need to do moderately well on my test tomorrow. I didn’t read any of the chapters (spent today skimming them), even though it was a really interesting group of subjects, but I just took the quizzes on each one and aced them all. I’ve officially missed one point out of 308 altogether for the class, and I have 12 or so extra credit points coming my way (320 / 308 altogether). So… Altogether it’ll be 393 possible points, and I’d need a 374 to 4.0 it. Since I have two more quizzes next week, each worth 10 points, there’s 20 points - I haven’t ever lost a point on one, so I don’t see that changing. 340 / 328 points means that I just need to get roughly a 34 out of 65 if I want to 4.0 the class altogether. 

I normally wouldn’t care, but I don’t know much about drug use and that’s what about 1 / 3 of the test will be on. Oh well. I’m gonna rock this test’s socks off. I mean, if I aced all three of the quizzes, the test is nothing. Screw you, Abnormal Psychology, and your sexually devious ways, your personality disorders, and your substance abuse. I’ve kicked your ass this entire school year, and I intend to finish with a bang. I shall remain supreme. 

Also can we take like two seconds to recognize the fact that I totally forgot about my social problems class. Just checked and I’ve only missed three points out of 200, and it’s a 90% to get a 4.0. Fuck yeah. 

So, how many people would be willing to read a weekly article about some new type of issue? I was reading my psych book last night regarding anorexia and bulimia, and I think it’d be interesting to try and do a weekly post on different disorders and stuff, and how to get help for people who have them. 

It could even extend past mental disorders to social problems as well, such as things wrong with the educational system, sex ed, laws, etc. 

Thoughts?

Screw you, Psychology. 

Just finished reading forty pages on Anorexia, Bulimia, and binge-eating, and finally aced my quiz. With that out of the way, I have officially never lost a point in this class through-out all six weeks, and in fact will have an excess of points by the end of the quarter. I’m taking up three extra credit opportunities this weekend, and I’m beginning work on a research project for my professor into histrionics disorder so that I can receive departmental honors for my work in this class. 

Abnormal Psychology, you are mine. And the test tomorrow (or, to be more precise, in 7 1/2 hours) is in the bag. If I could outperform all my class mates by at least three points last exam without even reading one of the three chapters, this exam is as good as aced.

And here I bet you thought you almost had me beaten. Think again, dear subject. The tables have turned. 

That or it’s just 2:30 am and I’m tired as fuck. Why am I still up. Why.